thewritingcafe:

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(Source: 1los)

liftedandgiftedd:

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

the dvd logo hit the corner perfect!

(Source: rhyse)

airbenderedacted:

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

but most of all the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

ahdorabledorks:

The thrilling adventure.

The biggest debate in Achievement Hunter History

Michael: You don't drink the milk in your cereal?
Gavin: Nah, it's got bits of soggy crap in it!
Michael: All the cereal you just ate. "It's got bits of disgusting shit I just ate!"
Geoff: It's got bits of the exact same thing you put in your body seventeen seconds ago.
Gavin: It's got smaller versions of it and it's all sloppy.
Michael: Well maybe if it's sloppy you take too long to eat your cereal.
Geoff: Here's the deal, apparently Gavin has a size issue with his cereal. if it shrinks in size its inedible.
Gavin: It's the stuff your spoon missed when you're eating.
Geoff: Well maybe you shouldn't eat so much of the fucking spoon it's not rocket science.
Michael: I don't even understand that! If I miss spaghetti on a plate I go for it on the next try.
Gavin: Yeah but what if it's like an inch of spaghetti? You're just gonna be like "Ah, screw it."
Michael: Also, Gavin, you avoid that problem because the leftover milk will carry all of those bits out when you drink the milk.
Gavin: Nahhh it goes all soggy...
Michael: Again, it doesn't get soggy if you eat your cereal in a timely manner. Don't take an hour and a half to eat cereal.
Geoff: Gavin has a window, a ninety second window to eat his cereal.
Gavin: So... You pour cereal in, you chomp it, and you just do an immediate shot of whatevers left in like sixty seconds?
Michael: Gavin, it takes like fucking minutes to get soggy.
Geoff: It takes more than minutes, it takes like fifteen minutes.
Michael: Minutes, and minutes, it's a bowl of cereal, not a vat.
Ryan: Ah, it depends on the kind of cereal...
Gavin: Has you ever had Weetabix? That stuff gets soggy immediately.
Geoff: NOBODY'S HAD WEETABIX BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA.
Ryan: What the fuck is a Weetabix?
Michael: Absolutely correct, I've never had Weetabix.
Geoff: We've got Lucky Charms, Golden Grahams, Captain Crunch, Frosted Mini-Wheats, Froot Loops--
Gavin: ALL OF YOUR CEREAL IS PEOPLE'S NAMES. It doesn't make any sense!
Jack: Yeah "Froot Loops", my buddy Froot Loops.
Ryan: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT COUNT CHOCULA.
Michael: Yeah and "Frosted Mini-Wheats". Fuckin' "HEY, CHEERIO, HOW YA DOIN?"
Geoff: It makes more sense to take a real word like "wheat" and mix it with a fake word like "bix".
Gavin: Like a- Like bix, like-
Geoff: Light a lighter? LIKE A BIC LIGHTER? LIKE WHEAT AND A LIGHTER TOGETHER? Mmm, wheat and propane.
Gavin: Like a play on buiscuit like... bic- bicx- bix.
Geoff: Bix is a play on biscuit?
Gavin: Like a wheat biscuit-- Like weetabix.
Jack: What'd you call me?
Michael: Triscuit? Is that what you're trying to say?
Geoff: TRISCUITS STAY CRUNCHY IN MILK.
Ryan: Why would you put Triscuits in milk? Who would do that?
Gavin: And you've got Graham! And Captain Crunch!--
Michael: Oh, we're starting? Let's Play. Jesus Christ.
Gavin: So that's all cut right?
Michael: I'd say that cereal bit should definitely be in.
Ryan: No that's definitely going in.
Geoff: That was gold, dude.
namenloses-gespenst:

pastel-gizibe:

congenitalprogramming:

pastel-gizibe:

daddynoooo:

myshipshavecannons:

potato-baked:

Girl code

and tilt your head to the side  

Smirk a little

Look him in the eye, look at his junk, and giggle.

Don’t giggle. Men like giggling.A lot of women resort to giggling while attempting to insult a man out of instinct.Don’t.If a man is trying to creep you out and you want to hurt him, fuck off with the giggle. No need to soften the blow. No need to make it cute. If you want to laugh, laugh. Laugh a big, rude, viking’s laugh.

HAR HAR HAR HAR CREEPY FUCKING MAN

“*viking laughter* YOU CALL THAT VIENNA SAUSAGE A DICK?” Always seems to damage egos and discourage pricks

namenloses-gespenst:

pastel-gizibe:

congenitalprogramming:

pastel-gizibe:

daddynoooo:

myshipshavecannons:

potato-baked:

Girl code

and tilt your head to the side  

Smirk a little

Look him in the eye, look at his junk, and giggle.

Don’t giggle. Men like giggling.

A lot of women resort to giggling while attempting to insult a man out of instinct.

Don’t.

If a man is trying to creep you out and you want to hurt him, fuck off with the giggle. No need to soften the blow. No need to make it cute. If you want to laugh, laugh. Laugh a big, rude, viking’s laugh.

HAR HAR HAR HAR CREEPY FUCKING MAN

*viking laughter* YOU CALL THAT VIENNA SAUSAGE A DICK?” Always seems to damage egos and discourage pricks

(Source: cracksters)