so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and it was bear grylls
she found bear grylls
Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?
the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.
I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.
LAND OF THE FREE*
*some restrictions may apply
*some restrictions may include but are not limited to:
-not marrying someone you love because they’re the same gender
-not being able to decide what happens to your body if you’re a woman
-not getting equal pay, equal rights, or equal anything when compared to the rights of white men
-having a lower social status because of the color of your skin, religion, your gender, or who you love
can finnick not die in the movie
as much as I don’t like the movies being a lot different from the book, I think I would be okay with this.
Peter gained a leg, i’m sure Finnick can gain a life
who the fuck is peter
I don’t know whether to be concerned or put my phone 5,000 feet away from me.
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
The twist: the asexual person is panromantic and the pansexual person is aromantic.
This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.